fake hair everywhere

neeetsocks:

prussianmemes:

revolutionary-reactionary:

emperilysm:

gruene-teufel:

loafed-beans:

tylenold:

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HELL YEAH BOYS LET’S STORM THOSE TRENCHES

DIE FOR THE EMPEROR OR DIE TRYING

Uhhh

slick willy

literally me rn tho

langsandlit:

languageoclock:

dark duolingo show me the forbidden bonus skills

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3cobras:

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opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

(via neeetsocks)

war-stache:

meco-official:

I still don’t understand why the F-82 Twin Mustang had TWO crew

why not just have one pilot and then the engine/frame of another Mustang without the cockpit

So if they saw too many planes they could just both bank different directions. Bam, now you have two fighter planes.

(via coolyo294)

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

(via fmbrownie)

notedchampagne:

some of you never had to pretend to sleep with your phone/gameboy hidden under your pillow while your mom walks in your room to check up on you and it shows

(via harlequin-wheels)

justintaco:

dotshaft:

Why didn’t they give Aegis normal feet

Why does she have these……. things..

Adorable robot hooves

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